The Republic of Alchak Federation is a very large, genial nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 138 million Alchak Federationians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Administration and Social Policy aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 18.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Alchak Federationian economy, worth 3.76 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Woodchip Exports, Gambling, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,260 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, bike rage is all the rage, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alchak Federation's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alchak Federation is ranked 58,805^th in the world and 1,312^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 99.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.